nice story!

A married couple hd a prblm-the husbands habit of farting when he woke. E noise & smell wuld mak e wife's eyes water. She pleaded w him 2 stop bt he said it was natural. She told hm dat 1 day he would fart his guts out. 1 morning, she was makng turkey 4 dinner & he ws upstairs aslip. As she luked @ e bowl of turkey intestines, an evil thot came 2 her. She tuk e bowl & wnt upstairs where her hubby ...ws asleep & gently emptied e bowl of guts into his shorts. Smtym later she heard him waken w his usual trumpeting follwed by a scream & e sound of frantic footsteps as he ran 2 e bathrum. The wife rolled on e floor w laughter.Gotcha! About 20 min. later,he came down in his bloodstained shorts w a luk of horror on his face. Wats e matter? she asked 'Honey u wer right. I didnt listen. U always tld me that 1 day I wuld fart my guts out, & today it finally happened..but by e grace of God, sme vaseline & 2 fingers. I think i got most of them back in.